NEW STRAIN SUNDAYHIPPIE CRIPPLER
Each Sunday, a new $10 strain will be announced and available for purchase. Don’t let the price fool you – we rotate top-shelf flower into this spot. We allot 4 ounces per week for each strain release. Limited to 2 grams per person (per day), while supplies last.
PRODUCT DETAILS
“Don’t worry, Hippie Crippler isn’t some strange affliction you may get from hanging around with flower children, it’s an uplifting sativa-dominant hybrid. Patients love this cross of AK-47 and Blue Satellite for its sweet smell and taste. Take this Hippie home and you’ll be glad you did. While this strain is popular for daytime, it may leave some patients bleary-eyed and a little spacey depending on tolerance and dosage.” Product description from Leafly
Daily Discounts
What’s your preference? Highly concentrated sweets? Lower dose gummies for microdosing? Whatever your preference, we have the product. Yes, even sugar-free suckers for those who are watching their sugar intake!
If you prefer the old-fashioned way of medicating, Tuesdays are your day. Stock up and add to your stash! This discount cannot be combined with the Tier 4 Weekly Special.
Our Waxie Wednesday includes more than just wax and shatter. It also includes cartridges, distillates, crumble, and live rosin. Those with a higher tolerance, or those who prefer vaporizing vs. smoking flower, can take advantage of discounts on a variety of products!
Skip the glass of wine or bottle of beer and pick up a tasty THC-infused coffee or fruit flavored drink to relax after a nice, long day. Tinctures (or sublingual absorption) are included in this discount offer as well!
On Fridays, we discount everything. 5% off everything in the store!
Simply Saturdays… Enjoy a 10% off discount on all Simply Green Farmacy products and merchandise!
Are you 55 years old or over? THIS DAY IS FOR YOU!
Everyday Discount
Never been into our store before? Perfect! First-time patients receive a $0.01 Simply Green Extracts .5 Gram Preroll OR a 35mg Caramel with purchase.
Are you a college student? If so, bring in your student I.D. and we will add it to your profile. Then you can enjoy 10% off every day!
Aging doesn’t have to be a bad thing. We’ll prove it because you can enjoy 10% off your total purchase any day of the week.
First, if you have served our country, THANK YOU! Second, enjoy a 15% off discount any day of the week.
Are you a current law enforcement officer, firefighter, EMT, or paramedic? Bring in your I.D., so we can add it to your profile in the system and enjoy 15% off your purchase.
